THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS ARE SUPPORTING FALL OUT BOY IN FEBRUARY. OH MY GOD. THE REJECTS. OH MY GOD. belle_bing RANG TO TELL ME, AND I JUST ABOUT SCREAMED HER EAR OFF. (Not as much as I did when she rang to say Fall Out Boy was coming, but it was close.) I SERIOUSLY WAS JUST SAYING YESTERDAY THAT I WANTED THEM TO TOUR SOMETIME NEXT YEAR. AND THEN I HEAR THAT ( Read more... )

Three things ( Read more... )

Oh man, this was so funny to do. Markov's LJ Random Text Generator.

This one is my favourite:
I probably would have been there for this last year. But I know that to you, apparently. I don't think it was worse when they were washing the colour I wanted! It's getting pretty long, sheesh. I hadn't noticed until the hairdresser straightened it. / ( Read more... )

C&P'd straight from thefuturenow's LJ:

"The simple version: Sean was so shocked, and was all, "No, we can't take this," and I said, "You have to take it, I can't return it!", and then he handed the money to Ryan because he couldn't handle holding on to it, and Ryan ran off to tell Tom, and then Tom came over and gave like five speeches to the internet ( ( Read more... )